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  • Submit your answers by 5:49am ET 2/20/25
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  • No negative points for incorrect responses (so guess to your heart's content)
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Well, February 14 is rolling around again, which means that the Feast of Saint Valentine is upon us.

(Is anyone else as tickled by the fact that one of our “warmest” holidays is actually one of the coldest?)



For this year’s love fest, we’ve scoured the world for some of our favorite humorous quotes about love. We’re presenting them to you here each with a word missing. We then add a trivia question on the back that has the same answer as the missing words.

SCIENCE & TECH Q1. Connected Computers: "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow ______ service to see who they really are." -Will Ferrell | What I-term is the global system of connected computers that use TCP/IP to communicate between networks and devices?



SCIENCE & TECH Q2. Metabolic Molecules: "Marriage is like ______: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements." -Kathy Mohnke | Major health organizations list A, B1, B2, B3, B5, B6, B7, B9, B12, C, D, E, and K as what thirteen organic molecules that are necessary for proper metabolic function?



MISCELLANEOUS Q3. Dueling Discoverers: "An ______ is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." -Agatha Christie | King Tut discoverer Howard Carter and Ark of the Covenant discoverer Henry Jones Jr. are both men of what occupation?



SPORTS & GAMES Q4. Sitting Spurs: "The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too ______ to do it." -Anne Bancroft | In March 2012, Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich rested then 35 year-old star Tim Duncan not because he was injured but rather because he was what three-letter adjective?



POP CULTURE Q5. Character Commonalities: "Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the ______ of one." -Mae West | Chandler Bing, Miranda Priestly, and Deadpool are three characters who can tell you the Merriam-Webster definition of what word is “a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain”?



SCIENCE & TECH Q6. Procedure Pricing: "Love is a lot like a backache; it doesn't show up on ______, but you know it's there." -George Burns | Known in many languages as Röntgen after its discoverer, what type of outpatient medical procedure does MD Save currently report as costing an average of $278 across the entire U.S?



FINE ARTS Q7. Iconic Instruments: "Oh, here's an idea: Let's make pictures of our internal ______ and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all." -Jimmy Fallon | Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City, Wanamaker’s in Philadelphia, and St. Stephen’s Cathedral in Passau are where you will find the three largest examples of what musical instruments?



SOCIAL STUDIES Q8. Changing Currency: "What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 ______." -Cindy Garner | Currency analogy time! Renminbi is to Sterling as yuan is to what unit?



MISCELLANEOUS Q9. Notable Names: "Women marry men hoping they will ______. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." -Albert Einstein | A dot-org petition website, an Italian-American post-disco group, and a Nepalese town of just over 4,000 people all share what name?



SOCIAL STUDIES Q10. Greek Giants: “By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." -______ | According to the CIA World Factbook, Greece has the largest coastline in the Mediterranean Basin at 8,498 miles. It would then make sense that you can anagram the speaker of this question’s quote to COASTERS.



TIEBREAKER Every Emoji: "If you text 'I love you' to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back." -Chelsea Peretti | According to Unicode Emoji Counts v.16.0, how many unique emoji options does Chelsea’s unrequited love have to send her back?

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